{"id":14,"date":"2019-10-09T13:12:26","date_gmt":"2019-10-09T19:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnwilliamschwartz.net\/?p=14"},"modified":"2024-12-21T06:51:50","modified_gmt":"2024-12-21T12:51:50","slug":"i-should-post-something-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnwilliamschwartz.net\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"I should post something soon&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I need to decide my first post. Something I&#8217;ve written? Something I should write for the occasion? Oops, there&#8217;s that &#8216;should&#8217; word. We are studiously avoiding that one for this blog haha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How about&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>I<\/em> <em>had a cat<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>He ate a rat<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     <em>It made him fat<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     <em>And that was that<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just kidding. I didn&#8217;t even write that one; my mom told me that when I was a kid I think. (Yes&#8211;just confirmed it with my mom, like two years after I wrote this post. Apparently it was a poem my grandpa made up for my aunt when she had to come up with a poem for her class and was totally striking out haha. Good ol&#8217; Grandpa. You know, I ought to write a poem about him&#8230;) Anyway&#8230; thanks for coming to the site, and check back in the next few days!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need to decide my first post. Something I&#8217;ve written? Something I should write for the occasion? Oops, there&#8217;s that &#8216;should&#8217; word. We are studiously avoiding that one for this blog haha. How about&#8230; I had a cat He ate a rat It made him fat And that was that Just kidding. I didn&#8217;t even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnwilliamschwartz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnwilliamschwartz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnwilliamschwartz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnwilliamschwartz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnwilliamschwartz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/johnwilliamschwartz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":444,"href":"https:\/\/johnwilliamschwartz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnwilliamschwartz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnwilliamschwartz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnwilliamschwartz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}